"A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. 'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'"
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Freudian slip: when you say one thing, but you mean your mother."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. 'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'"
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Freudian slip: when you say one thing, but you mean your mother."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
I hear it's making headlines."
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